The post stays in drafts.
Because someone might think it's cringe.
SELF-HELP. WITH AN EGO PROBLEM.
Your life.
Your fucking
call.
A guide to overthinking less, backing yourself more, and finally doing the shit you keep postponing.
Digital field guide By Denis $29 USD
THE FIELD GUIDEEDITION 001
Permission to be yourself.Granted.
Net worth: fictional. Assignments: real.
25 pages. No filler.07 rules to live by.01 very fictional trillionaire.
01 / THE UNPAID BOARD OF DIRECTORS
Who put these
people in charge?
That classmate you haven't seen in years. A stranger in the comments. Someone who once disliked your haircut.
Somehow, they're all on the committee that approves your next move.
It's time for a little restructuring.
The “no” becomes a yes.
Because explaining yourself feels harder.
The idea stays an idea.
Because you're almost ready. Again.
02 / YOUR HOSTILE TAKEOVER
A little less doubt.
A lot more you.
The trillionaire gives the ridiculous advice.
The next page gives you something useful to do with it.
01Fire the imaginary board
“I approve myself.”
Stop treating imaginary opinions as instructions. Publish one small thing that meets your own standard.
02Rejection is paperwork
“Your rejection has been received.”
Make a clear request. Accept the answer. Keep one no from becoming the story of your entire life.
03Cancel the apology tour
“No further statements.”
Say a respectful no without submitting a documentary about your calendar.
04Promote yourself to beginner
“Qualifications: available Monday.”
Make one imperfect sample. Learn something from the attempt instead of bookmarking another tutorial.
05Your opinion missed the deadline
“The comment section has no equity.”
Take useful criticism seriously. Stop promoting every stranger to creative director.
06Close the comparison department
“Their yacht is not your deadline.”
Choose a goal you actually want. Redirect one distracting habit toward it.
07Keep one small promise
“The board accepts evidence.”
Pick a manageable action and a time to do it. Collect evidence, not another motivational speech.
ACTUAL PAGE. ACTUAL CLERICAL TRAGEDY.03 / INSPECT THE GOODS
“I once received
a rejection letter.
I corrected the
spelling and
returned it.”
The position remained unavailable.
A clerical tragedy.
04 / A MODEST ACQUISITION
Your next move.
Make it yours.
Yes, the irony of buying permission to stop asking for permission is included in the price.
My accountant wanted $29 million.
I negotiated.
THE COMPLETE GUIDEVOL. 01
The Trillionaire's Guide
to Not Giving a Fuck
$29 USD · one payment
- 25-page digital book
- 7 rules with practical field assignments
- Real-life scripts you can actually use
- A seven-day action plan
- Decision filter and evidence worksheet
Purchases aren't available yet.
Read the free sample while the board prepares.
05 / NO UNNECESSARY QUESTIONS
Fine.
A few questions.
Is this serious or a joke?
Both. The trillionaire is fictional. The practical exercises are about making decisions, setting limits and doing things you've been putting off. Absurd narrator. Ordinary, useful actions.
Will this make me a trillionaire?
No. It won't even buy you linen. There are no wealth promises, investment tips or secret income systems in this book.
What exactly do I get?
A 25-page PDF to read on your phone, tablet or computer. It includes seven chapters and assignments, conversation scripts, a decision filter, a seven-day schedule and pages to write on or annotate.
Is this about being an asshole?
You can care about people and still make your own decisions. The book asks you to respect a no, honour commitments and own your mistakes. The character's ego does not excuse your behaviour.
How long does it take?
It's a short read. The seven-day plan gives you one assignment per day, with most taking ten to thirty minutes. Use a pace that fits your life.
NO FURTHER APPROVAL REQUIRED.